Filosofias (spanisch)
Überbewertung von Internetwerten
Der CEO des US-Internetunternehmens Sun Microsystems Inc. (SUNW), Scott McNealy, nahm Comedystar David Letterman zum Vorbild und formulierte eine Top 10-Liste an "Anzeichen für eine Überbewertung bei Internettiteln".
Hier nun die wichtigsten Anzeichen:
10 - "Der Name des Unternehmens enthält ein "e", ein "i" oder ein "dot-com" als Teil des Namens.
9 - "Die Pager der Mitarbeiter empfangen nur Aktienkurse"
8 - "Die Phase, in der Mitarbeiter ihre Aktien nicht verkaufen dürfen, ist gestern abgelaufen und heute ist das Büro leer"
7 - "Es gibt mehr Katzen und Hunde im Büro als Mitarbeiter"
6 - "Mitarbeiter sagen: "Gewinne sind soo altmodisch"
5 - "Die Liste der Forderungen hängt über der Toilette"
4 - "Der Wert des Fuhrparks übersteigt den Unternehmensumsatz um den Faktor vier"
3 - "Die Investor Relations Abteilung muß der Marketing Abteilung Bericht erstatten"
2 - "Keine Umsätze aber genügend Cashposition, um Island zu kaufen"
1 - "Angestellte fragen: "Hey, wofür steht das P bei P&L"
Microsoft - General Motors
At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates
reportedly compared the computer industry with
the auto industry and stated "if GM had kept
up with the technology like the computer industry
has, we would all be driving $25.00 cars that got
1,000 miles to the gallon."
In response to Bill's comments, General Motors
issued a press release stating: If GM had
developed technology like Microsoft, we would all
be driving cars with the following characteristics:
1. For no reason whatsoever, your car would crash
twice a day.
2. Every time they repainted the lines in the road,
you would have to buy a new car.
3. Occasionally your car would die on the freeway
for no reason. You would have to pull over to the
side of the road, close all of the windows, shut off
the car, restart it, and reopen the windows before
you could continue. For some reason you would simply
accept this.
4. Occasionally, executing a maneuver such as a left
turn would cause your car to shut down and refuse to
restart, in which case you would have to reinstall
the engine.
5. Only one person at a time could use the car
unless you bought "CarNT", but then you would have
to buy more seats.
6. Macintosh would make a car that was powered by
the sun, was reliable, five times as fast and twice
as easy to drive - but would only run on five percent
of the roads.
7. The oil, water temperature, and alternator warning
lights would all be replaced by a single "General
Protection Fault" warning light.
8. New seats would force everyone to have the same
sized butt.
9. The airbag system would ask "are you sure?" before
deploying.
10. Occasionally, for no reason whatsoever, your car
would lock you out and refuse to let you in until you
simultaneously lifted the door handle, turned the key
and grabbed hold of the radio antenna.
11. GM would require all car buyers to also purchase
a deluxe set of Rand McNally road maps (Now a GM
subsidiary),
even though they neither need nor want them. Attempting
to delete this option would immediately cause the cars
performance to diminish by 50% or more. Moreover, GM
would become a target for investigation by the Justice
Dept.
12. Every time GM introduced a new car, car buyers would
have to learn to drive all over again because none of the
controls would operate it the same X-Mozilla-Status: 0009
13. You'd have to press the "Start" button to turn the
engine off. (My personal favorite)
Filosofias
18 PRINCIPIOS DE LA VIDA. FILOSOF.A PURA....
1. El dinero no hace la felicidad.......la compra hecha...
2. El Amor eterno dura "tres meses".
3. No te metas en el mundo de las drogas...somos muchos y hay muy poca.
4. Todo tiempo pasado fue anterior.
5. Tener la conciencia limpia es sintoma de mala memoria.
6. El que nace pobre y feo tiene grandes posibilidades de que al crecer, se le desarrollen ambas condiciones.
7. Hay un mundo mejor, pero, es carisimo.
8. Los honestos son inadaptados sociales.
9. El que quiere azul celeste, que mezcle azul y blanco.
10. Pez que lucha contra la corriente, muere electrocutado
11. El que rie al ultimo, no entendio elmchiste.
12. Soy vegetariano, por eso fumo marihuana
13. La esclavitud no se abolio, se cambio a 8 o mas horas diarias.
14. Si la montana viene hacia ti... corre...??es un derrumbe!!
15. Si un pajaro te dice ... "que estas loco", debes estarlo, pues los pajaros no hablan.
16. Lo importante es la plata, la salud va y viene.
17. No te tomes la vida en serio, al fin y al cabo no saldras vivo de ella.
18. Lo importante no es ganar, sino hacer perder al otro.